I feel the need to show my nerd side today. I am a closeted Batman nerd and have been
since 1992, when Batman Returns showed in theaters. Batman is my Star Wars,
Danny Elfman is my John Williams, Tim Burton my George Lucas.
I was too young to watch any of the original trilogy of Star
Wars in the theaters. I came of age when
the second Batman film was showing and later when Batman: The Animated Series
became my Bible, my jam, my life as a 12 year old.
So I have a near-all-encompassing lexicon of the Batman
movies which has bleed into the comics, and cartoons. I have yet to tackle all the video games but
own and have played Arkham Asylum, Arkham City and Arkham Origins.
I pick apart any comic book movie like a Southern Belle mama
does her beauty pageant offspring. I get
a nerd boner that lasts long and stays hard.
BUT I usually hide it.
I don’t wear Batman t-shirts but I have pretty sweet Batman
watch that my 10 year old twin sisters gave me for Christmas this year. I don’t have Batman plastered all over my
walls but I have almost every DVD box set made.
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My sweet effin' watch. |
So now I want to bring up the latest Batman movie, 2012’s “The
Dark Knight Rises”. Don’t tell me you
haven’t watched it, ‘cause you probably did, with your boyfriend, because it’s
actually cool and hip and all to openly love Batman, now.
Ok…ahem…HERE BE SPOILERS………………...............................................................................